she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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