Do you still have your period?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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