Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Randomize
