brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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