Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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