Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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