I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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