Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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