I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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