"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
thus making me awesome and them whores
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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