5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Randomize
