you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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