Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Randomize
