I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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