Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is it because I queefed?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The adults are the big ones right?
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