Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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