In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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