let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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