I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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