I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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