Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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