I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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