last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Randomize
