Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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