i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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