When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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