Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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