You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
