Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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