he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Bring me that man meat
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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