they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
my being single is dangerous.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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