hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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