hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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