you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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