I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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