There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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