You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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