I didn't shave. On purpose
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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