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(773): View more from Illinois

I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it

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(818): View more from California

I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees

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(561): View more from Florida

My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.

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(205): View more from Alabama

She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.

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(585): View more from New York

ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried

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(304): View more from West Virginia

What happened?....

(304): View more from West Virginia

He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched

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