He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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