You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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