just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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