Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
The economy isnβt reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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