Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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