every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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