So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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