I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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