I accidentally had phone sex last night
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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