And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize