awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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