I hope mine doesn't look like that
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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