You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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