Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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