apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
